Funny Family Quotes


“That's a LOT of coffee!" Hannah, behind a gas truck with a coffee ad on the back.

“I am so much more flexible now than when I started going to bootcamp. I think I could probably put my head around my neck!" Holly to Dave while stretching, EARLY in the morning.

"f-l-e-a-d-s. Fleads. As in, he fleads from danger!" Hanna trying to justify a word during UpWords

"How can it be good for me if it tastes so bad?" Dave (in his italian Chef Boyardee accent) about my mom's cooking

"It's a recession, Dad!" Matthew

 Nurse: "Alan, what did your voice sound like before your accident?" Alan: "Very Sexy."

"Matthew, do you even know where your thighs are?" "Yeah, they're right above my ankles!"

"Bye, bye, Cake" Pompa, when Dave went down and got the ice cream cake from Pompa and NoniRae's freezer

"Communists!" Matt, after realizing we had all decided not to go out in the snow for ice cream cake

"She's not dating him, she's dieting with him." Ben, about the guy Sarah's NOT dating

"I wondered why I just turned, all of a sudden!" Sarah, after discovering she was playing the wrong person in MarioKart against Dave and Peter

 "She must love just watching stuff die!" Aaron, about Elsa planting things in Big Piney

"This is scout camp, not Girls Gone Wild!" Kyle Palmer, at New Fork

 "I can't remember how to say that in American" Alan Scherbel, in his report of his mission to Kentucky

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